All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
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Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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