Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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