I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
he thought i was a dude.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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