I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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