it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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