i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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