is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Say something about gay babies.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
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