We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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