Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
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He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
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I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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