i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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