i love accidental penises.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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