ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
