I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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