Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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