I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
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You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
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Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
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