Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
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i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
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Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
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I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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