Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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