when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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