I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
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