My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
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he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
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Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Two words: nipple clamps
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