Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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