he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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