we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
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Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
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Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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