a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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