If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
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Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
There's always time for handjobs
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
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Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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