so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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