so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
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just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
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Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
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Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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