she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
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ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
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I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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