I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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