Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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