I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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