Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
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