: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
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