Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
you didnt know i had herpes?
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My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I just found a bag of teeth...
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
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WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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