Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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