I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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