You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
its liver damage thursday
Randomize
