let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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