I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
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I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
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He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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