well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
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i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
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I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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