Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
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