It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
When are your genitals available?
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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