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He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
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Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
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Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
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