I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Ambien. No doubt about it.
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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