sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
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I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
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How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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