Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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