Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
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