He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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