Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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