She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
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at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
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Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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