What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
NoShamevember. You game?
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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