How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
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I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
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I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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