No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
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It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
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I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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