gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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